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jackythemoo: You know something went right in your life when you are drawing a huge pile mashed potatos with @markiplier in a bathtub on top of it! But I can’t say that I am not happy xD I may understand you now Mark… you know when your brain is

hilton-king: Not your average couch potato.

shelikestomakepeoplefat: lewdlemage: do not let your elf have french fries it can lead to all sorts of terrible effects Dumb potato elf

jr and his potato friend *^* See, it may not be so bad being a potato you guise.

darkbookworm13: baggijaggi: panic-potato: byebyethinspo: Do not “wait to get worse”. I don’t care if you’ve “been worse” Your body is tired of this. You deserve help in this moment. I needed this today, thanks. Additionally: It doesn’t

nefepants: knight-commander-potato: 28994051791290794: spoiledputa: losershawty: check for your city:http://archive.is/lhMKP my boyfriend and i looked this up just to make sure it’s not a trolling situation or a hoax and ITS NOT. CHECK FOR YOUR

askscientistcarlos: tenchinkaijin: askscientistcarlos: Science Fact: You are very attractive. Maybe not to yourself, maybe not to your significant other, but somebody out there thinks that you are the hottest potato in town. False Fucking excuse

femmepeaxh: femmepeaxh: reblog this w your weirdest fear!!! mine’s balloons I said weirdest not deepest! stop reblogging this w shit like ‘my life falling apart’ and ‘intimacy’ and have fun!! be scared of figurines or something damn

potato-lord-but-not:Build your expectationsSaturated and inflated‘Cause I was born to be your favorite.

thegingerapostle: askscientistcarlos: tenchinkaijin: askscientistcarlos: Science Fact: You are very attractive. Maybe not to yourself, maybe not to your significant other, but somebody out there thinks that you are the hottest potato in town. False

shuckl: shuckl: shuckl: toast annoys me so much cos like it’s bread that’s been toasted so we call it “toast” but if you fry a potato it’s not called a “fry” fries do you ever look back at your mistakes

shuckl: shuckl: shuckl: toast annoys me so much cos like it’s bread that’s been toasted so we call it “toast” but if you fry a potato it’s not called a “fry” fries do you ever look back at your mistakes

shuckl: shuckl: shuckl: toast annoys me so much cos like it’s bread that’s been toasted so we call it “toast” but if you fry a potato it’s not called a “fry” fries do you ever look back at your mistakes

can-u-not-my-wayward-son: castielwinchestqueer: soufflesagainstthedaleks: on my there’ll when your weary to don’t you carrie underwood on my one way sign microsoft word sun there’ll bee puzzle piece when pointing city lays potato

cubanflagemoji: princeackerman: Y'all complain all year ‘round about cultural appropriation until St Patrick’s Day rolls up and suddenly everyone’s fucking Irish. i can honestly guarentee you that not one damn black person cares about your potato

shuckl: shuckl: shuckl: toast annoys me so much cos like it’s bread that’s been toasted so we call it “toast” but if you fry a potato it’s not called a “fry” fries do you ever look back at your mistakes

potatoes-and-doodlebags: kevlox: theflyingsquid89: hopeandfreedomisallineed: troylerscrazyphan: actually-its-not-okay: ‘High school will be the best years of your life’. Well then, kill me now. This is so sad I started crying and sobbing

shuckl: shuckl: shuckl: toast annoys me so much cos like it’s bread that’s been toasted so we call it “toast” but if you fry a potato it’s not called a “fry” fries do you ever look back at your mistakes

unfortunatelyunoriginal: if you’re ever not sure if someone is paying attention to you, casually slip the word ‘potato’ into your sentence

shuckl: shuckl: shuckl: toast annoys me so much cos like it’s bread that’s been toasted so we call it “toast” but if you fry a potato it’s not called a “fry” fries do you ever look back at your mistakes

can-u-not-my-wayward-son: castielwinchestqueer: soufflesagainstthedaleks: on my there’ll when your weary to don’t you carrie underwood on my one way sign microsoft word sun there’ll bee puzzle piece when pointing city lays potato

The same boiling water that softens the potato, hardens the egg. Moral of the story; it's about what you're made of. Not your circumstances.

ileftmyheartinwesteros: Read More ahoboandhisbox said: not to laugh at your issues, but that’s kind of funny. Man do you have any idea how disappointed I was when I woke up and the potatoes were gone? I was looking forward to those for breakfast

shuckl: shuckl: shuckl: toast annoys me so much cos like it’s bread that’s been toasted so we call it “toast” but if you fry a potato it’s not called a “fry” fries do you ever look back at your mistakes

can-u-not-my-wayward-son: castielwinchestqueer: soufflesagainstthedaleks: on my there’ll when your weary to don’t you carrie underwood on my one way sign microsoft word sun there’ll bee puzzle piece when pointing city lays potato

shuckl: shuckl: shuckl: toast annoys me so much cos like it’s bread that’s been toasted so we call it “toast” but if you fry a potato it’s not called a “fry” fries do you ever look back at your mistakes

whes: mindyourstories: ghostofcommunism: mishmonkey:You know what makes me mad? I used to work at Pizza hut and everyday we would have to throw away perfectly good pizza or potato wedges or garlic bread in the bin because it was the wrong order or

strengthfromstruggle: #Bacon, #avocado, #pineapple #turkeyburger on a #sweet potato #bun (made from scratch by my wife @dreliedpt). Some say eating #heathy is boring or not #tasty I just tell’em your not creative enough. #food #foodporn #nomnom #dinner

thegingerapostle: askscientistcarlos: tenchinkaijin: askscientistcarlos: Science Fact: You are very attractive. Maybe not to yourself, maybe not to your significant other, but somebody out there thinks that you are the hottest potato in town. False

shuckl: shuckl: shuckl: toast annoys me so much cos like it’s bread that’s been toasted so we call it “toast” but if you fry a potato it’s not called a “fry” fries do you ever look back at your mistakes

darkbookworm13: baggijaggi: panic-potato: byebyethinspo: Do not “wait to get worse”. I don’t care if you’ve “been worse” Your body is tired of this. You deserve help in this moment. I needed this today, thanks. Additionally: It doesn’t

clarasday: stoneotis: seriously if u wanna be friends just send me hi LITERALLY DO NOT SEND ME HI I WONT KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH HI ILL FUCK IT UP I SWEAR IF U WANNA BE FRIENDS YOURE GONNA NEED TO SEND ME SOMETHING LIKE “so i hear u like potato”

unfortunatelyunoriginal: if you’re ever not sure if someone is paying attention to you, casually slip the word ‘potato’ into your sentence

venula: thing i would like to do: kiss your face kiss not your face see you smile always idk buy you things make you mac and cheese learn all your favourite songs tell you that u r a cutie have a sleepover without sleep u feel me etc

citystarling: Big Hair, Don’t Care. Whether you are wearing your hair pulled up or leaving it down, don’t let it stop you from dancing the night away. We recommend pulling it back out of your face, letting it fall in loose curls, or braiding it

shuckl: shuckl: shuckl: toast annoys me so much cos like it’s bread that’s been toasted so we call it “toast” but if you fry a potato it’s not called a “fry” fries do you ever look back at your mistakes

askscientistcarlos: tenchinkaijin: askscientistcarlos: Science Fact: You are very attractive. Maybe not to yourself, maybe not to your significant other, but somebody out there thinks that you are the hottest potato in town. False Fucking excuse

shuckl: shuckl: shuckl: toast annoys me so much cos like it’s bread that’s been toasted so we call it “toast” but if you fry a potato it’s not called a “fry” fries do you ever look back at your mistakes

shuckl: shuckl: shuckl: toast annoys me so much cos like it’s bread that’s been toasted so we call it “toast” but if you fry a potato it’s not called a “fry” fries do you ever look back at your mistakes

shuckl: shuckl: shuckl: toast annoys me so much cos like it’s bread that’s been toasted so we call it “toast” but if you fry a potato it’s not called a “fry” fries do you ever look back at your mistakes

shuckl: shuckl: shuckl: toast annoys me so much cos like it’s bread that’s been toasted so we call it “toast” but if you fry a potato it’s not called a “fry” fries do you ever look back at your mistakes

shuckl: shuckl: shuckl: toast annoys me so much cos like it’s bread that’s been toasted so we call it “toast” but if you fry a potato it’s not called a “fry” fries do you ever look back at your mistakes

panic-potato: byebyethinspo: Do not “wait to get worse”. I don’t care if you’ve “been worse” Your body is tired of this. You deserve help in this moment. I needed this today, thanks.

therevenantrising:Not today, ATF. Why does your doggo have a potato masher?

shuckl: shuckl: shuckl: toast annoys me so much cos like it’s bread that’s been toasted so we call it “toast” but if you fry a potato it’s not called a “fry” fries do you ever look back at your mistakes

shuckl: shuckl: shuckl: toast annoys me so much cos like it’s bread that’s been toasted so we call it “toast” but if you fry a potato it’s not called a “fry” fries do you ever look back at your mistakes

Because you shit out the French fries three hours later because your body can’t digest them properly because they’re not actually fUCKING POTATOES

muffintop-less: “The same boiling water that softens potatoes, hardens eggs. It’s all about what you’re made of, not your circumstances.” No matter what you might be going through, you have the power within yourself to not only withstand

seeweedmermaid: dootdootdemarais: blazepress: How your Facebook news feed will look when your reach your mid 20’s. not gonna lie i thought those were turkeys i thought they were potatos

beautifulityone: Not your usual couch potato @delaniejeanneal • 📸@garybondphoto https://www.instagram.com/p/B2_z5KBJ70a/?igshid=1e70rfhcfinr6

laughterkey: getoutoftherecat: cat, that’s the potato cabinet not your cabinet.

shuckl: shuckl: shuckl: toast annoys me so much cos like it’s bread that’s been toasted so we call it “toast” but if you fry a potato it’s not called a “fry” fries do you ever look back at your mistakes

can-u-not-my-wayward-son: castielwinchestqueer: soufflesagainstthedaleks: on my there’ll when your weary to don’t you carrie underwood on my one way sign microsoft word sun there’ll bee puzzle piece when pointing city lays potato

starting-to-feel-just-right: Unless you explicitly tell me how you feel about me, I wILL NOT KNOW. IM A POTATO. HELP ME UNDERSTAND YOUR BEAUTIFULLY COMPLEX MIND.

snow-white-and-little-red replied to your post:+Jen is stupid +but she cute +I’M NOT CUTE +YOU… IT HAS PANDAS ON IT

poodelle: 1blck7: When you have to hold the mcdonalds bag in the car so you eat fries out of everyone else’s fry and then take the one with the most when you get home This is my aesthetic

zanmadyne replied to your post: peanut butter/pickle/potato chip sandw… Would you recommend it? I’m feeling rather peckish and that sounds like a good experiment if you really like pickle then i’d recommend it yes ahahaa its not a bad

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